interview with a call center tomorrow *crosses fingers that I get the job and that I actually last…*
when you can feel your air conditioner struggling
things i am learning about apartment living:
anything your neighbors cook will smell fucking amazing
heebus crust i love this guy it’s insane how much a popular song is improved by not being by the person who made it
and shit he’s fucking brilliant
- me: hey so a stoner metal band is actually coming to iowa city do you want to come?
- RD: will it be anything like GWAR?
- me: ...no
Artist Name: Ansrás Linzenbold
Adult achievement unlocked: forgetting about your birthday
I looked at the date today and went oh, my birthday is in three days
In my moving out panic I tossed my spices and now I am lamenting that because I can’t cook anything I usually do
Just ate processed cheese on bread because that’s how long I could manage to stand… Thanks period