things i am learning about apartment living:
anything your neighbors cook will smell fucking amazing
heebus crust i love this guy it’s insane how much a popular song is improved by not being by the person who made it
and shit he’s fucking brilliant
- me: hey so a stoner metal band is actually coming to iowa city do you want to come?
- RD: will it be anything like GWAR?
- me: ...no
Artist Name: Ansrás Linzenbold
Adult achievement unlocked: forgetting about your birthday
I looked at the date today and went oh, my birthday is in three days
In my moving out panic I tossed my spices and now I am lamenting that because I can’t cook anything I usually do
Just ate processed cheese on bread because that’s how long I could manage to stand… Thanks period
Artist Name: Grace Camille Lee
So I’m finishing the avengers and now I just want to touch everyone’s butts it’s a movie of good butts
I am watching the Avengers and I keep wanting to touch Chris Evans butt
Finally all moved in to my new place
way to fucking bone me landlord
having me move out on a sunday
"lol to stop any utility service it needs to be on a business day and you need to be there!!!!"